Football wit - Frank Lampard

If you do not know already, Lampard has this uncanny ability to find the back of the net via all kinds of deflections - the back, head, shoulder, chest, shins, legs, and even butts.

Just read a Football365 article on whether Frank Lampard is leaving, or staying, and I thought this comment was really funny:

P.S. Lampard will only score about 4 a season in Italy as deflections are given as own goals over there and that includes if it just flicks someones shorts or something!!! Do go for a goal bonus Frank, you want it all in your basic!!!"